Know the man more better
Know the real Michael
As you get to know me, you will start to realize how much I love a nice hot cup of microwaved breast milk along with a nice cold cup of chilled breast milk. You will also realize the beauty I see in the graceful sport of equestrian. Watching those horses jump over various objects of various heights and shape makes me see a magical place where the horses are in charge of the world and they dictate the other species of the world. In this world, we humans are their loyal subjects, they ride us to work and play games like polo while riding us, they groom our manes and feed us carrots from their hooves, while we relax patiently in their barns.
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I'm 17 years old, or that's what they tell me, but I'm not inclined to believe them. I have also been told that I am a white man, however I identify more with a Portuguese woman. Although, I'm still unsure of what exactly a "Portuguese woman" actually is.
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